George: Look, we're not gonna be that long anyway... we have to get to the "party"! It aired on May 13, 1993. Elaine: What a sale, huh? That's fantastic! "Seinfeld" The Handicap Spot (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. I combine shipping (3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) George: I mean, batteries have gone dead before, aren't they prepared for that? Before anything gets done there are meetings. Read the full scritpt of The Handicap Spot. George: It never ends, this present stuff! Frank: A beautiful Mercury! The group travels to a mall in Lynbrook to buy a big-screen television as an engagement gift for their friend "The Drake" (Rick Overton). You got a veggie burger, so I had to get the veggie burger, I'm allover crums... Jerry: No-one's gonna have a better gift than this big screen TV! It's a doodle. [cut to Lola rolling down a hill trying to use her brakes that don't work, screaming]. ... JASON ALEXANDER SEINFELD SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED THE HANDICAP SPOT EPISODE SCRIPT. (to another car) Excuse me, are you gettin' out? We won't forget! Elaine: Well, they have to give up some time, they can't stay out there all night? Jerry: Do you believe the deal we got on this? Even those the The Handicap Spot script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Handicap Spot transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. At Kramer's insistence, George parks his Dad's car in a handicap spot. Hey, have you gotten your present yet for the Drake? (To Elaine) Drake wants to know if we want to come out to Minneolis this afternoon, since we missed the partly last night, to maybe get something to eat? Jerry. Frank (picking up his shoes): I don't think you did such a good job on these... Frank: You're supposed to your face there! Tell me, were you guys just blown away or what? The Cougar 9000. 22 Sep 2003 – And then when you pull up, wait- … Kramer: Alright, alright. Then the baby starts getting their presents. $150.00 + shipping . But to me, the difference between being single and being married, is the form of government. Elaine: Hey, we told you not to park there! (George enters the room from the washroom). She rolled right over me! EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy. Kramer: Have you ever seen a handicapped person pull into a space and park? Jerry: How about this, you put your car in the good spot, that'll hold the good spot in front of the good building, and we can get the good car! Frank: George, forget about the shoes. I put Stephen Hawking in one of these two months ago, he's lovin' it! In the mid 90's, when 'Seinfeld' was at its peak, NBC held a 'contest' for employees at its owned and operated TV stations around the country. A big screen TV? Discretely inquiring about the TV, they learn that The Drake let his ex-fiance have all the gifts, and she in turn donated them to charity. Now think of the syndicated version. You can't believe your eyes, "It's too good to be true.A big, wide spot, and it's right by the entrance. 1 min read, gs: Mariska Hargitay (Melissa Shannon) Anne Twomey (Rita) Gina Hecht (Dana Foley) Jeremy Piven (Michael Barth (TV George)) Larry Hankin (Tom Pepper (TV Kramer)) Kevin Page (Stu) Laura Waterbury (Casting Director) Elena Wohl (Sandi Robbins (TV Elaine)) Bruce Jarchow (Doctor) Al Ruscio (Manager) Richard, gs: John Randolph (Frank Costanza (see NOTE)) Richard Portnow (Ray) Kathy Kinney (Angry Woman) Rick Overton (The Drake) Nancy Lenehan (Volunteer) Elizabeth Dennehy (Allison) Fritzi Burr (Maj-Jongg Lady #1) Norma Janis (Maj-Jongg Lady #2) Ina Parker (Maj-Jongg Lady #3) Marvin Braverman (Cop) David Blackwood, See all 179 posts Engagement present! I'll tell you what chuckles, I give you permission to sublet my room right now. "The Handicap Spot" is the 22nd episode of the fourth season and the 62nd overall episode of Seinfeld. Coming from an outing to a flea market in New Jersey, Elaine and George damage Jerry's car when George drives over a large pothole. Well, I don't know if I'm happy for them, I mean I'm glad they're happy, but, frankly, that doesn't do anything for me. Elaine: Hey, how are we gettin' to Scott Drake's party on Saturday night? Kramer: Yeah, we ought to all get a house and live together. It's rated number one by Hospital Supply and Prosthetic Magazine. Maybe they're on their way to Chicago tomorrow and do the whole thing all over again. Watch Top Video Clips for "Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot" at getyarn.io Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. For what? (Kramer crashes into wheelchairs while trying to control his). Jerry: Son's of bitches! I know he's not gonna wanna move. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. Then they get married, you gonna have to get them something for that! Salesman: For example, your tremor-damping. Said I was a hipster dufus. Kramer: Yeah, she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Kramer: Let's just take a bus back to the city. Kramer: Well, you know I went to the hospital today, and I saw the woman, you know, and the wheelchair is totalled, we gotta get her another one! George: You don't know what that spot means to him. If they could drive, they wouldn't be handicapped. Good for them, love the Drake! In "The Handicap Spot" Jerry mentions "every big [boxing] fight" in the same breath as the Super Bowl. Right down a hill huh?Okay! The handicap parking spot is the mirage of the parking desert. willing these great parking spots. ... okay... okay, see you later... bye... Elaine: Hmm.. he's so nice! $150.00 + shipping . Now we get the TV back! Nov 16, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Handicap Spot) 4", followed by 594 people on Pinterest. We'll find a space. It was all his idea! Somehow, everybody missed it." George invents a preposterous story about being cut off in traffic to explain the accident. George: The better looking they are, the faster they go! Want you to do something for me (scribbles something on a piece of paper). "The Cigar Store Indian" is the 74th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. George and Kramer retrieve the TV, then reunite with Jerry and Elaine to return it for a refund. In the final scene, the gang is once again looking for a parking space at the mall, and Kramer tries to talk George into parking next to a fire hydrant, using near-identical rationales as he had at the handicapped spot. When friends of Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer get engaged, the four decide to go in on a large present for their engagement party. Directed by Tom Cherones. They'll kill us! The production code for this episode (The Handicap Spot) is 420 while the production code for Seinfeld: The Junior Mint (1993) is 421, even though The Handicap Spot aired two weeks after The Junior Mint. Learn about great deals and affilates for airport parking. George: No, no, no. 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – Elaine: Hey, you know what, maybe we should all chip in for the gift. At that price? Okay... Don't worry, I'm taking MY car! Having been invited to an engagement party for Drake, Jerry and his friends debate what kind of gift to bring. Jerry: The thing is, even if we go back by the car, and there's nobody there, how do we know they're not all hiding, waiting for us? Wheelchairs, engagement presents.. So it's conceivable that while she's getting the lingerie, he'd be at a nude bar watching a table dancer wearing the same outfit. Hey, there's the TV, Elaine, look at that! Kramer: Well they don't. I love the name Isosceles. Kramer: Well, the handicapped woman? Kramer: (Looking at Jerry's doodle) That's a nice triangle... Kramer: Ooh, Isosceles. Oh... you're welcome, you're welcome... (to Elaine) They loved the TV, *loved* it! George: I haven't even met the fiancee! Not a scratch on it, it was owned by some lady who only used it to go from the bathroom to the kitchen and to feed her cat. Lady: Due to his tireless effort, he personally raised over $22,000. [Witness: the lady Kramer gave a defective wheelchair to in "The Handicapped Spot"] Hoyt: So Mr. Costanza parked in a handicapped spot, and as a result you got in an accident, and your wheelchair was destroyed? Learn how and when to remove this template message, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Handicap_Spot&oldid=981222938, Articles needing additional references from November 2010, All articles needing additional references, Short description is different from Wikidata, Television episode articles with short description for single episodes, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License, This page was last edited on 1 October 2020, at 01:08. Frank, maybe you ought to make him your butler! Get an open spot while traveling by calling ahead for aiport parking reservations. In 1995, the scenes in which Randolph appeared were re-shot with Stiller for the series' syndication in the United States. the post office? Salesman: This is out best model. "THE CONTEST" / NBC EMPLOYEE PROMOTION. Frank forces him to become his butler as punishment, an idea taken from the pilot episode that George is writing with Jerry. However in some syndicated airings Randolph is still listed in the credits. Frank: (to George) You know, my insurance doesn't cover this? It's not like we stuck a broomstick in her spokes and she went flying... George: What I don't get is, just because the battery is dead, you think she'd be able to roll up the hill with her hands! After sneaking away, they try to come up with a plan to divert the mob's attention and blame both George and, especially, Kramer. of Jerry's building. First, think of the original airdate episode, where Jerry gives a monologue about a friend getting married and the government in it. Jerry: Hey, guess what? 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